lights...camera...justice.

Some of you may know that I am suing my former employer in small claims court. Earlier this week, I came home to a letter from Judge Mathis inviting me to take our matter to the small screen. I had a good laugh and set the letter aside. Today I recieved a phone call from Judge Mathis' office. His minions are trying to convince me to seek justice on tv. They are wooing me with a free trip to Chicago and $200 cash. I can just see myself wearing a tube top, chewing gum and pleading my case on tv. Momma would be so proud.