a three (and a half) hour tour

I DVR-ed the Grammy's and found that I had THREE AND A HALF hours of my life to lose last night, so I watched it.

There were some good performances, but some parts were pretty boring...I was glad I could fast-forward.

Best performance
Chris Brown! That kid is awesome.

Also good
Mary J. Blige
Police
Dixie Chicks
Corinne Bailey Rae
Gnarls Barkley
Shakira & Wyclef

Completely over the top, but still a little awesome
Christina Aguilera. Her diva vocals actually made me laugh at one point.

Crazier than Bjork
Imogen Heap. Who is this person???

Funniest hair
John Mayer. He seriously looks like the cowardly lion.

Disgusting realization #1
Jessica Simpson is actually dating a Grammy winner (i.e. John Mayer).

Disgusting realization #2
The Pussycat dolls were nominated for a Grammy. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Yikes
Sharlett Johannson is recording an album.

There you go - that's my recap.