Pimp my DMV

I lost 70 minutes of my life today to the DMV of Missouri. Rather than bloviate (that's right - I'm not scared of the $.25 words) about their complete disregard for customer service and remarkable inefficiencies, I will share with you the highlight of my trip.

They have decided to start selling things at the Missouri DMV. Thankfully they are not selling firearms (demand would outweigh supply), but accessories for your vehicle. The list of items includes steering wheel covers, carwash supplies, floor mats and black light accessories.

Are they using taxpayer money to keep a stock of black light accessories in their breakroom? Why am I shocked?