Is there crack in Starbucks?

I have never been a fan of Starbucks. I think it is wildly overpriced (it's just coffee for heaven's sake!), unnecessarily complicated (1/3rd decaf, triple shot, Grande, sugar free vanilla, sugar free hazelnut, soy, light whip cream, extra hot, white chocolate mocha, with a smiley face on the bottom of the cup) and I HATE that Tall is actually small.

That being said, I had a coffee from Starbucks this morning and now I can't stop thinking about it. Where can I get my next cup? When can I get my next cup?